That WOOD be horrible, truly PULP fiction. Such a world must be SPRUCED up TREEmendously. YEW won’t hear any argument from me, a world without wood shivers me TIMBERS. I won’t CYPRESS mention of this POPLAR topic, but ALDER other people usually ASH me better ones. Get off my page, FAGOT, before I POST you on the internet and BILLET at the movies. I’m LARCH and in charge and if you come near me I’ll STICK you in a HEMLOCK like all the famous SUMAC wrestlers and while you’re begging for mercy I’ll PARK you in a chokehold until you’re SYCAMORE and you wish you were PLANKING. I’ll LUMBER over and CORK you in the jaw. They’ll have to form a PANEL just to decide how I should SPLAT you. You’ll sleep STANDing up if you’re pleading FIR a break, because I’ll keep the PUNCHEONS coming. You make me sick, you son of a BEECH.

BEAM me up, Scotty. There’s no intelligent LEAF here. Captain Homfrog LOGGING off.

!gnihtyna em ksA

5:46 pm  •  9 December 2011  •  1 note